The Onion is less funny than a clown in a ⁦@StephenKing⁩ novel!Defeat the woke mind virus to make comedy legal again.

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How the Government Spends your Tax Dollars: -$28 million on licensing fees for a green “camouflage” pattern on Afghan National Army uniforms -$2.5 million on a Super Bowl Ad for the Census -$1.7 million for holograms of dead comedians -$500,000 to build an IHOP in Washington, DC

Roasts don’t always go well and often the circumstances are not conducive to comedy…but we keep going 🫶🏼 (yes I was in costume on podcast as Raygun)

What Happened To Late Night Comedy, It Used To Be Funny, Now It's A Propaganda Arm For The Democrat Deep State Party Breaking News And Reports Here:

Mal saying Kendrick was outrapped is crazy. Kendrick gave us 4 types of rap music in less than a week. He gave us a comedy, a mystery, a drama, and a thriller plus social commentary. He had people laughing, shocked, crying and dying. But Drakes monotone ass outrapped him?

@JennaLynnMeowri The greatest comedy/tragedy of the modern day is that women are more beautiful and attractive than ever before but are not producing childrenYou're a sexy lil vessel btw